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9:56 a.m. - 2012-11-20
I need to turn my kids over to the nanny and go back to bed.

Oh wait, I don't have a nanny.

My 3-year-old is done spreading crackers and peanut butter all over my kitchen and is now doing something intense involving two non-mechanical push-the-buttons-with-your-thumb games and my new tape measure. He is doing it on my coffee table.

And he is making beeping noises.

I used to want so much out of life.

Now all I want is a nap.



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